I live in a house, where the average age is about 11.5 years old. Needless to say, I find some strange things, all over my house. You know...the things that make you stop and think, "Why in the hell is that here?".
So, today, while I cleaned, I kept a list of the odd things I found, placed throughout my home. Enjoy!
-On top of the entertainment center: the reflector light that has been missing from an interior light, for the mini-van
THAT'S where that is! We've been looking for that!
-Main floor bathroom sink: half eaten strawberry
Really? The garbage was two feet away!
-In the fridge: a pen
So that the grocery list is even easier to make?
-In the freezer: a toy car, bag of water (now ice) with a raspberry in mid-float, an empty plate
Huh. Wonder what the boy's plans were with this stuff?
-Decorative buckets in the family room: golf tees, moisturizer, dice and dental floss
Something about this one screams, "JOSH!"
-In the baby toys: a tire gauge
I have no ideas about this one.
-In my bathroom: 2 bowls, craft paint, TV remote (for the TV that is two floors down), 2 markers and pathophysiology book
Apparently my bathroom is a "catch-all"?
- Under my bed: 3 missing shoes (none of them mine or Josh's), a sponge, 2 water bottles, 4 legos, 4 pencils, 6 pens, various broken crayons, a baby (doll...not Presley) and a couch pillow
Seriously? The kids aren't even supposed to be in my room...yet it looks like under my bed is their nesting place...
-Front room: 5 kid's earrings, a bowl of mini-marshmallows, 2 pieces of window moulding leftover from Bay's room and 2 Scrabble pieces
Scrabble...the game that is upstairs, in my locked office...I tell ya, my kids are Houdini!