Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Possible Titles For My Memoirs

"Are You There God? It's Me, Leeann. Please Make The Whining Stop"

"Your Kid Is An Honor Student? My Kids Make Messes."

"If You Give A Kid A Cookie, He'll Spread Crumbs All Over The Couch"

"My Kids Make Me Crazy: From Breaking Dawn To Twilight"

"Diary Of A Tired Mom"

"Leeann and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week"

"Are You My Children?"

"The Good, The Bad and The Legally Insane"

"Crazy and Crazier"

"Deliverance: Epidural, Natural & Emergency Cesarean"

"The Luckiest Girl In The World"

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