I love kids. Apprently it's not just mine that can make me burst into fits of laughter with their comments.
Little boy from down the street: "Where's Luke?"
Me: "He'll be out in a few minutes. He was taking a nap and had an accident, so he is taking a shower."
Boy: "An accident? What happened?"
Me: "He went potty while he was sleeping."
Boy: (gets an understanding look on his face) "Oh, okay."
Me: "It happens sometimes, huh?"
Boy: (shrugs his shoulders) "It happens to me all the time."