"Look up her nose."
After giving him a retarded look, I peek up...and see a chunk of pink playdoh shoved waaaay up there. Well, crap.
He puts her down, stands behind her, covers her un-playdoh nostril and says, "Blow out a booger."
That little pink chunk had to have flown 2 feet. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
Silly little girl.