What I learned today, on this, my first day with no kids:
-The clock ticks. No, I mean I can hear it ticking. I never knew it did that.
-I don't really dirty dishes. The kids must be the cause of the dishwasher going non-stop in this house.
-The central air works a whole lot better without people constantly coming in and out.
-I forget to eat when I don't have other people to feed.
-The electric bill is going to go down. The TV is never on and I don't leave lights on all over the house.
And the BEST thing I learned:
-When I put something down...it STAYS THERE! It doesn't move. It doesn't walk away. It doesn't end up in the toilet. I LOVE IT!