Bailey: (while sitting at the ENT office) "Mom, did you know that spit has another name?"
Me: "Oh yeah? What's that?"
Me: (giggling on the inside) "Sa-lime-a? Don't you mean saliva?"
Bailey: "Yeah. That one."
P.S. My darling daughter earned herself a tonsillectomy and adenoidectomy, to be done in the first week of May. Yes, this is the same child that just had the ankle injury. Not to be confused with the child that had her adenoids out 3 weeks ago. Yeah, our insurance company loves us.