Are you tired?
What even defines "tired"?
Is it when you forget to send your kid to school with lunch money?
Is it when you can fall asleep at a traffic light?
Is it when you haven't watched the 10 o'clock news since your baby was born?
Is it when you realize that you haven't applied make-up, done your hair or worn anything other than sweatpants...since your baby came home from the hospital?
Sure. It's all of those.
It's also when you go until 5 o'clock in the afternoon...without realizing....wait for it....
all day you have been wearing two bras.
In fact, I'm so tired, that I discovered this 3 hours ago...and I still haven't taken one of them off.