Me: "Are you ready for me to start dinner?"
Josh: "It's just Shake 'n Bake. I can handle it."
Me: "Well, okay. Thanks." (Because I am working and if I stop I won't get done till late.)
Josh: (staring at the box of Shake 'n Bake)
Me: "What do you need?"
Josh: "How much butter....?"
Me: "Butter? Butter? For what?"
Josh: "Well, I don't know..."
Me: "It's Shake and Bake...why would you need butter?"
Josh: "I don't know."
Me: "So, you just looked at the box and thought, "Butter...It'll need butter!"...?"
Josh: "Well, I've never done this before."
Me: "Cut up the chicken. Put it in the bag and cover it with the seasoning. Shake it. Then...bake it. Hence the name Shake and Bake."
Josh: (sticks tongue out at me)
Me: "You realize I'll have to blog this now, right?"
Josh: "Shut-up." (Walks away. Shoulders slumped. Defeated.) LOL