So, I went to the doc's today. Fun little check-up to see why my uterus has been causing me such pain and problems.
Fast forward to that moment where I am sitting on the table, naked from the waist down, covered with a see-through sheet. I am happily reading a magazine article on how to organize my garage, when I hear it.
At first, I don't believe it, so I sit quietly and listen again.
Yep, there it is again.
I am sitting on the table, naked from the waist down, covered with a see-through sheet...and the fire alarm is going off.
I hop off the table, clutching the sheet around me, and peer out the door. All I see is nurses running down the hall, yelling, "Do you have patients in rooms?" and "This can't be a false alarm...they didn't announce it!"
I realize that I have but a few seconds, to make my decision. Evacuate in a sheet, or get dressed and take my chances with a fire.
So, not wanting to cause anyone to go blind, I quickly shut the door, throw off the sheet and try to put on my clothes as fast as possible.
I put one pant leg on, and start hopping toward the door, while trying to get my other leg in. Suddenly, at the same time, I hear an announcement that it is a false alarm and no one needs to evacuate...and I trip over my loose pant leg... and fall flat on my face.