Well, I'm sorry to say, that this relationship is over. You have been great, don't get me wrong, but I'm moving on. We are on different paths in our lives and it is time for us to part. This is the longest that we have been together, but it's time for a change.
You have always been very good to me and I am thankful for that. You looked just right on the important days and tolerated the teasing that I have put you through. We have had some good times and you always took a dye job really well.
I know we had times when we disagreed; like when I wanted volume and you felt flat was the way to go. Or when I wanted shiny and you went for the dry look, but I was always thankful that you were around.
I know that we will meet again in this lifetime and I promise to treat you better. My only request is that next time, you follow the straight path, instead of the wavy path that I have dealt with all these years.
I will miss you, but I will make it through. Don't worry, it's me, not you.